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26

Feb

Nothing says “date me” quite like a urinal pic, with a guy taking a dump in the background, while wearing a wedding ring.

Nothing says “date me” quite like a urinal pic, with a guy taking a dump in the background, while wearing a wedding ring.

10

Nov

Do you like guys cumming on your tits?

09

Nov

sending you this massage because i like younger woman

Hi girly, Im (name) im a tattoo artist and i ve been tattooing for a long time and i am sending you this massage because i like younger woman .18 -to - 26 and i think there so much fun to hang out with and not so many hang ups and not a lot of drama plus there hotter in bed and more passionate ha ha lol.. i am also a master grower of the 420 kinda stuff i ve been growing for a long time to and well i saw your profile the other day and you look hella chill and i wanted to talk to ya …i hope you like my profile too and we can talk and maybe hook up ..

03

Nov

Again, thanks for the offer..

Hey, 
I’ll be honest here and say I think you are attractive. I’d like to share some one-on-one time with you. No wining-or-dining or movies or anything of that sort. Assuming you’re not crazy, just some quality time exchanging orgasms with one another. 
—S

31

Oct

I’ll bet you do an amazing reverse cowgirl?

29

Oct

Thanks for the offer?

how about do you like to have sex with out a condom??​

27

Oct

26

Oct

Wicked Nails! I’m a ho lookin for a pimp daddy. Maybe you can direct me?

25

Oct

“Sugar Daddy needed?”

Hi there - give yourself a pat on the ass for being so gorgeous! My name is Ron.. from Ireland. I’m staying at the Drake hotel on Michigan ave… come visit, we can fuck, and i would love to lick wine of your sweet petals :-) 

Let me be your sugar daddy lol