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11

Jun

It’s not okay, Facebook

hi, u can add me if u want, i’ll approve u, i can’t add people cause facebook disables me from adding since i’m trying 2 add cool,nice people all day long. i’m nice, compassionate,an animal activist, i’m cool, funny & weird. I have a youtube video called ‘fell in love with a cam whore’ or ‘flabby nightclubber’ it can be an audition for being your facebook aquaintance or not. i just saw ur page and thought u were cool is all i ain’t no playa, i’m the lamest man on earth n only been w 3 girlfriends anyways, i’m 33,but i’m like the 40yr old virgin, and i’m really immature sometimes when i’m not serious when i need to be. i might leave a comment on ur wall a couple times a year if i have something funny to say that’s it, so i won’t bother u, and i’m not a sleazy/creepy person and am still dealing with heartbreak still after a yearof a 4yr relationship so i’m not really trying 2 go out with anyone just in case that’s what u thought i’m all about. i’m the guy who goes 2 clubs with his friends and don’t have one night stands, just stands mulling over how he thought love used to exist in this crappy world. i just want to increase my friends list because as u can tell i’m different and it gives me something 2 do when i’m bored (posting cheesy hilarious junk on the wall sometimes) i don’t want 2 surround myself with total uptight, superficial dillweeds all the time, all my friends r superficial in real life, so i just want a little break from it in my virtual life is all. and i’m not as stupid as i seem, i just don’t care, and am joking. peace out yo

18

May

You Must get so many desperate guys

“Just when I was thinking there aren’t any cute girls on this site, I come across your profile. You must get millions of messages from desperate guys.”

Almost a compliment?