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27

Jun

Pre-jizz and racism

I love it, your literary symphony made me jizz in my pants, not really, but maybe some pre-jizz. Chicago has too many black ppl - much like new Orleans

His screen name is, wait for it, captaindouchbag

26

May

I find your breasts unsavory in their arduous lack of size. Could I suggest you replace them with better ones?
Perhaps ones that glow in the dark?

13

Apr

Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

You are the perfect example of an OKC dumb bitch. I was just talking
with you, no negative feelings whatsoever, about THE ukraine—because
we are dealing regional contextual dialect and we are BOTH right. Of
course you are obviously not educated well enough to understand that
little complexity of the language. You automatically assume i am
negative or feeling negative things. You will fail greatly in life. I
suggest that you already have. Using the “you must abide and agree
with me at every step of the way” line of logic is the sign of a
complete moron. My last ex was a nobel prize winner. I never had these
type of problems because she had a brain, knew I had a brain, and
didn’t demand that I agree with her100%. Please remove yourself from
the gene pool.

~Chews4Cheeses

24

Jan

Update, from our fine fellow Mr. Gautier below! A male friend of mine made the mistake of looking at his profile, which resulted in a message calling him a gay douchebag, and then issuing an award. For someone so quick to toss out a hot cum spray message to a stranger, he sure seems to have problems with dudes. Wonder why…

Update, from our fine fellow Mr. Gautier below! A male friend of mine made the mistake of looking at his profile, which resulted in a message calling him a gay douchebag, and then issuing an award. For someone so quick to toss out a hot cum spray message to a stranger, he sure seems to have problems with dudes. Wonder why…