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Apr
i don’t even have a basement
“hey there.. waddup? i’m matt. nice to “meet” ya. you seem really interesting and fun and you’re absolutely adorable so i just had to send ya a message and say hi! anyway, i’m gonna be perfectly honest with ya and get straight to the point… i’d love to tie you up in my basement and have my way with you. wait, no, that came out wrong. i don’t even have a basement. ;] what i meant to say was that i’d love to get to know you
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gothicfeverdream reblogged this from itsnotokokcupid and added:
LOL, oh gawd, this was my submission. Why this random guy on the internet thought telling me he wanted to abduct me was...
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danisdapper said:
“HAHA JK. SO HANDCUFFS OR DUCT TAPE?”
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tangledsins reblogged this from itsnotokokcupid and added:
One of many reasons why I left OKCupid…
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