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Mar

Snooki and Prosthetic Hands

I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver then swim through shark infested waters with Snookie on my back pumping my face into the water for a chance to run the fingers of one of my prosthetic hands through your beautiful hair

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  4. danisdapper said: I think you better write back and find out if he would also fight sharks. I mean just swimming through them seems like a cop out.
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