Wow! The best autobiography (profile)! I’ve read on here! Very amusing and thought provoking!! Wishing you were older and fatter then I think we could last. I got a couple of questions though?

I have something fun in mind if you’re down for an adventure. Let’s go to a park sometime and we can chat, while I give your body some discrete pleasure. 

Taking some pics?

or doing yoga?

I’m doing both

It’s hard to take pics while doing yoga

But the stretches help me to take more contortion pictures

Do you ever try to take pictures while doing yoga

I’mtrying a stand up routine

i can stand up and routine and take pictures and do yoga all at the same time and still tickle you if you want

Did you know that I once had to dress up like a woman after losing a game of bowling? I won’t tuck though. That’s where I draw the line in drunken bets

Who was the MVP of SupeBowl 20?

my name is Andy, and i think with your light complexion and my defined, dark features, we could make some beautiful mocha colored children. im gonna wanna send them to private school though, i hope thats ok. Also, i dont think we should keep soda in the house because its too sugary and we dont want them to get cavities.

WoW, You exude a warm energy and a wonderful (funderful) glow at the core of your being that illuminates the world around you! You are truly blessed and I hope that others are be blessed by you…

As you know everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together!” Take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila!

I’m a handsome, strong, big heart, sensitive, I read and write 7 languages (prefer women who think), world traveler, athletic, adventurous, charismatic, creative, spiritual, kind, fit, fun, passionate, dedicated, motivated and easy to get along with regardless of age, race, color or religion. I’m eligible, but not needy, intelligible; knowledgeable, but not always right, deeply desirable and emotionally available; looking forward to meeting the one that wants to be friends first. Appreciation for one another cooperation, devotion, the little things, you & I against the world through thick & thin, as friends, no matter what! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. As you know appearance can only catch the eye; it’s personality captures the heart.

I have yet to find the words to properly articulate how much race, age, what planet is squaring your moon, do not interest me. We can’t take credit for your appearance (parents); I’m interested in what you’ve made of yourself! I am interested to know if you will animate for your desires, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. Can you be with joy, mine or your own, dance with wildness and let the moment fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes, spirits free without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human…

Have you found your friend/lover/other half? If you are still searching, I would like to know more about you, what motivates you? What makes your heart leap with passion? Joy? Love?

Happy Cupiding!

Hi, do you have weak arms? I love weak arms