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Aug 03

How many

How many nice seafood dinners would it take to turn you into a bedroom acrobat in my house for years to come.

“i read your blog and would love to get to know your neighbor who hosted the orgy parties haha”

Aug 02

I can pay back in many ways ;)

I need somewhere to stay tonight! I’m by myself at Duke School (not the University, its a private middle school on Old Erwin Road) to train at a basketball camp. As of this morning I was headed to the beach and I had a change of heart and decided to come to this camp to train. 

I know this sounds crazy, but I’m down here from MD and don’t have a lot of extra cash for a hotel!!!! I can pay back in many ways ;) 

Out of the kitchen

What are you doing online you should be in line at Foodlion…

Aug 01

“Are you or any of your weird associates/snuggle buddies into getting shat upon?”

Let’s get awkward!

Let’s get awkard. I want to meet you. Your mother should probably never know about this but that’s your decision.

Jul 31

“your huge u would hurt me ..lol”

Elegant

You got elegant skin, How are you?

Jul 30

the God within you

When I look at your pictures, I get drunk with desire. You radiate beauty like a star radiates light and it is intoxicating. We should talk. I want to be with you ! As anything… If you won’t let me be your husband or a lover, at least let me be some sort of pet or servant to you… A driver, a body guard, training partner, cook, maid, assistant, mechanic, plumber, handy man… I want to be in your life. Desperately… Pretending I am not hungry when in fact I am starving, it is not something I want to do. Besides, I want to be with you because you are amazingly beautiful. I want to worship your beauty, the God within you, I want to live in bliss….

“Hi there. You are “Hot Stuff” there Missy!!!! What I wouldn’t do to be the “Cheese” inside of your “Crust” :P”