“excuse me, hi i was wondering if i could be the hello to your kitty tonight?”
Hello there,
I was curious to email you and say hi.
I was curious to ask if you would ever considering mentoring someone like me? I am seeking a firm, but caring woman as a more disciplinarian figure in my life, one to help me in life and reaching goals etc I have set. I am NOT seeking sex or a relationship, but rather a dynamic where rules are set and you help me reach them. Ideally a woman not afraid to give a spanking from time to time as needed.
Would you ever consider anything like this?
Sincerely,
Chris
After reading your profile, and viewing your photo, I conclude that you are tired,Chrissy , of hundreds of e”males” saying the same old thing, almost word for word, “pawing after you”, with hundreds of the same old tired, boring, canned cliches of compliments, from boring guys, who look twice your age, and you find me intriguing, and a bit mysterious,unique, if you will, because I won’t “stoop down” and do the same, because you know I’m just as good looking as you. I know what women want , and that is not some bore who is afraid to be aggressive in pursuit of what both sexes want. Women need, and want, emotions, mystery, excitement……besides wanting a man who is in control of himself, can make her feel good on many levels, further than sex, can support them emotionally, and who has a fun lifestyle for them to be a part of, and is a competent problem solver, confident, and decisive.Women crave excitement, despite any protests to the contrary. You are tired of all the fantasizing, vibrators, watching TV….and all that jazz. You need a man to treat you as a sexual creature, not sexual object, and to pound you hard, and yet gently, and deeply, all night long, and in the morning. True?
I can tell that, Chrissy, because you look a certain way, guys make assumptions about you. I bet most guys never take the time to really know you, and understand what you’re about. I get the sense that you’re actually a lot deeper and more sensitive than people realize. I would like to find out…….Send me your phone #, and let’s begin.
Hmmmm…I think you need a spanking, Chrissy….. Have you been a good little girl, Chrissy? The reason I ask: With Christmas fast approaching, it reminds me that I knew Santa forgot to give me something for Christmas last year-you, Chrissy! However, being a part time/stand by elf year round, “Nick” gives me the keys to his sleigh for a few weeks prior to Christmas each year. And I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys. And just because I’ve got bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy. When I get a thimbleful of tequila in me,I turn into a wild man! And no, no, Chrissy-I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler. Whattaya say, babe- you, me, a rooftop, and a nice chilled chilled bottle of 2% lowfat and/or “Cold Duck” that I stole from the ole Nickster? It’s a “good year”-August! And I may be able to get you off the Naughty List for this year, and on mine!
Hi, would you be interested in taking my virginity? If you are and want to see a picture of me then reply back I will send my pic over on here. I am a college student at UC Berkeley and I am a good looking white guy but am a virgin when it comes to sex and want to get some more experience. I am messaging you because I am seeking out a woman who will be more understanding. You are really beautiful btw
Hello, my name is Chris. I am sure you are seeking a relationship, and I am sort of seeking the same, well sort of. You see I am currently content with my life. I enjoy meeting new people and making friends, but I also enjoy looking for women who are just looking for fun, opportunities, and or sex. I am kind of hoping you may be one of those women, who are open to certain activities of a suggestive nature. I realize talking and or requesting anything sexual with a someone you don’t know can be a turn off for most, but would you be interested in getting to know me, and perhaps being involved in a sexual encounter together?
I know it’s a bit much to take in, since you really don’t know me. Still I am open to get to know you at first before anything would happen. I want to be up-front with you and tell you what exactly I am looking for. This way you have an idea of what I am into. You see it’s not sex in the traditional sense, it’s more a fetish. Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy traditional sex, but I grown to prefer this more. This fetish is a Sitophilia type fetish. I will give you a short explanation that lead me to discover why I like this type of fetish.
You see, when I was young and even now I seemed to be judged on my looks and not on my personality. So finding women and starting relationships was harder for me then most. Couple that with a strong sex drive, and you get the picture. So I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself. Still I suppose I was lucky in finding those women, and our relationships did not last long, since our relationship based more on my fetish and me helping them out money wise. When they became comfortable again, we stayed friends, but they seemed to move on with their lives or I moved on because of the drama that sometimes followed some of them. The other problem I encounter is that women tend to be more freaked out over my fetish, then they would be over other questionable activities that are far more disgusting then mine. I don’t understand why using cheese in the way I use it is so disturbing to women, the ones who have done my fetish for me say it’s quite vanilla compared to so things they have encountered, and say I am quite harmless given my kind personality.
So my request is, is there any way you would be willing to strike up an arraignment with me to do my fetish for me, if of course you would be open to this sort of activity?
Lastly if I have offended you, I am sorry as it was not my intention to do so. I just hope my fetish with cheese does not disturb you in any way, sorry if it has. Also when I mention arrangement, please don’t think it just has to be money either, I know you are not a prostitute, in fact I don’t want women like that at all. It can be anything you feel is a fair trade. Please if you could please let me know if you might be interested or not, and what you think of my request, I would appreciate it, thanks.
An OkCupid message:
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“Can we like cut the bull shit and skip to the date for tonight, you’re attractive enough for me.”
This isn’t a Hi What’s Up kinda message to boring & usual
Maybe you won’t respond but hey the world isn’t over=)im just out of ur league
Why be Superficial/Shallow nothing to lose but alot to gain
Not here trying to get in you’re Cool-aid without knowing you’re flavor haha
Not here trying to get in you’re pants not here to waste you’re time
I’m Classy Confident Real Honest Loyal Gogetta Funny Gentleman Respect Silly
I be Batman you be Robin I be the Pot you be the Lid I don’t wanna fit in
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But The Knight who shines ur armor Chivalry isn’t dead I love Gay ppl
I’m like a Beautiful sunset wish I could help every needed animal/ppl in the world
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PS you wouldn’t be sorry I pinky promise no 1’s perfect but I’m amazing true story
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