August 2012
20 posts
a funderful glow
WoW, You exude a warm energy and a wonderful (funderful) glow at the core of your being that illuminates the world around you! You are truly blessed and I hope that others are be blessed by you…
As you know everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to...
Hi, do you have weak arms? I love weak arms
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“Yo girl you doper than a heroin needle, let me hold your hand in public.”
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“hey wha0st up. im not 20 but….shit happens?”
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“excuse me, hi i was wondering if i could be the hello to your kitty tonight?”
Seeking life tutor/dominatrix
Hello there, I was curious to email you and say hi. I was curious to ask if you would ever considering mentoring someone like me? I am seeking a firm, but caring woman as a more disciplinarian figure in my life, one to help me in life and reaching goals etc I have set. I am NOT seeking sex or a relationship, but rather a dynamic where rules are set and you help me reach them. Ideally a woman not...
e"males"
After reading your profile, and viewing your photo, I conclude that you are tired,Chrissy , of hundreds of e”males” saying the same old thing, almost word for word, “pawing after you”, with hundreds of the same old tired, boring, canned cliches of compliments, from boring guys, who look twice your age, and you find me intriguing, and a bit mysterious,unique, if you will,...
You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler
Hmmmm…I think you need a spanking, Chrissy….. Have you been a good little girl, Chrissy? The reason I ask: With Christmas fast approaching, it reminds me that I knew Santa forgot to give me something for Christmas last year-you, Chrissy! However, being a part time/stand by elf year round, “Nick” gives me the keys to his sleigh for a few weeks prior to Christmas each year. And I have certain needs...
Would you be interested in taking my virginity?
Hi, would you be interested in taking my virginity? If you are and want to see a picture of me then reply back I will send my pic over on here. I am a college student at UC Berkeley and I am a good looking white guy but am a virgin when it comes to sex and want to get some more experience. I am messaging you because I am seeking out a woman who will be more understanding. You are really beautiful...
I just hope my fetish with cheese does not...
Hello, my name is Chris. I am sure you are seeking a relationship, and I am sort of seeking the same, well sort of. You see I am currently content with my life. I enjoy meeting new people and making friends, but I also enjoy looking for women who are just looking for fun, opportunities, and or sex. I am kind of hoping you may be one of those women, who are open to certain activities of a...
seriously?
archivetilt:
An OkCupid message:
how is your day going? My name is bruce 29. i am litter over weight but i am work on loss it . i have date for. if u want to know why is bescue i have not had time to date. now i have time to date someone. i work a full job 6 to 2 then i work a part job . i not look for a hookup i want more that. i like see the woman i am date more then just one week hope to...
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“Can we like cut the bull shit and skip to the date for tonight, you’re...”
You go be Batman
This isn’t a Hi What’s Up kinda message to boring & usual Maybe you won’t respond but hey the world isn’t over=)im just out of ur league Why be Superficial/Shallow nothing to lose but alot to gain
Not here trying to get in you’re Cool-aid without knowing you’re flavor haha Not here trying to get in you’re pants not here to waste you’re time
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How many
How many nice seafood dinners would it take to turn you into a bedroom acrobat in my house for years to come.
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“i read your blog and would love to get to know your neighbor who hosted the orgy...”
I can pay back in many ways ;)
I need somewhere to stay tonight! I’m by myself at Duke School (not the University, its a private middle school on Old Erwin Road) to train at a basketball camp. As of this morning I was headed to the beach and I had a change of heart and decided to come to this camp to train. I know this sounds crazy, but I’m down here from MD and don’t have a lot of extra cash for a hotel!!!!...
Out of the kitchen
What are you doing online you should be in line at Foodlion…
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“Are you or any of your weird associates/snuggle buddies into getting shat upon?”
Let's get awkward!
Let’s get awkard. I want to meet you. Your mother should probably never know about this but that’s your decision.
