your huge u would hurt me ..lol
You got elegant skin, How are you?
the God within you
When I look at your pictures, I get drunk with desire. You radiate beauty like a star radiates light and it is intoxicating. We should talk. I want to be with you ! As anything… If you won’t let me be your husband or a lover, at least let me be some sort of pet or servant to you… A driver, a body guard, training partner, cook, maid, assistant, mechanic, plumber, handy...
Hi there. You are “Hot Stuff” there Missy!!!! What I wouldn’t do to be the...
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My therapist said
I talked to my therapist yesterday about my obsessive urge to sexually dominate and abuse women and we’re working on it together, so that’s not something you need to worry about. So whattaya say, wanna chill some time?
I don't want to cuddle with your anteater
I couldn’t help but notice you cuddling with an anteater. Peopled called me an anteater in middle school. Not because I look like one but because im uncircumcised. Sorry, that was crass…But kids can be soo mean.
You got elegant skin, How are you?
I am a feminist as well, i can take you breakfast to your bed. While you tell me about your childhood. :)
I love your eyeballs.
I love your eye balls and your silly humor. I like your mouth!!
No egg salad!
Hey this week I was thinking of robbing a bank fleeing down to the ocean and faking my own death, scuba tanks in the trunk, are you in? P.S. You should probably bring some sandwich or something, no egg salad because it smells like farts.
you pretty hair color, would love to feel it with my lips.
so, obviously you’re aesthetically interesting, but a friend of mine was looking over my shoulder just now and claimed that – without a doubt – your profile was written by a guy; he says it’s suspicious when anyone is so verbose in their profile. he claimed that there were a million dead giveaways. I came to your defense, of course, but it kept escalating and now we’ve got a $20 bet going...
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves here."
Wow… Congrats. I’m actually pleasantly surprised for once. I had begun to lose hope in humanity after being continuously disappointed while on my hunt for a worthy counterpart. Thankfully, you seem to fit the criteria. Well, almost. I’ve always wanted a vegan wife. Preferably a subservient, naturally blonde, blue eyed gymnast from Sweden who’s well over 6 feet tall...
Why are you on here if you don't like pussy?
I’ve read that you have a cat. Kill it and we can begin our wonderful lives together.
I must say, you have a cute pussy :)
“Hi? I honestly don’t know what to say to something like you.”
I can't say I'd disagree with that.
If I killed all the golfers, they would lock me up and throw away the key.
You have a long list of music. Would you like to be pleased tonight?
were are u babe e cakes
You seem interesting. And by interesting I mean apparently amoral and impulsive.
Yeah you're full of yourself..
hey i saw that you visited my profile but did not message me, is it because you think i’m full of myself… i guess i am pretty full of myself; how would you like to be full of me as well?
Tell me your interests
Some of my interests are smoking in church, dropping F-Bombs on the elderly, scratching and sniffing instant lottery tickets, naked table tennis, humping your leg, and hiding from the cops. I’d like to do some of these things at your place. :) Tell me your interests.
A very attractive women
I like your profile and I read everything it says also I must say your a very attractive women I don’t understand why a lovely women as your self is single p.s. I would like to get to know you
typo or existential crisis?
Have you ever hit a guy in the balls?
Hey give me your number so i can ask you out someday before I change my mind :) (after 3 other ignored messages)