June 2012
27 posts
The seaweed is always greener...
“You are a beautiful mermaid, I love your eyes, hair,nose, cheeks and lips. Good night sweet dreams.”
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“hi,i am Sami,i am Tunisien,i am interested,i would like to start and go with you...”
Your facial features are delicious looking; for example, I love your eye and hair color I am curious what things make your day feel meaningful Hope to learn more about you and to hear that you are feeling happy,
desperate proposal
….Oh my sweet lord! Will you marry me?! lol nah jk. I think your really beautiful and I would like to take you out on a date and get to know you better if you wouldn’t mind? P.S I’m not afraid of rejection so just give me a strait answer lol
my lovely armpits?
Hello.you are beautiful and seem confident. Are you physically strong too? I have always wanted to be friends with a girl who might be stronger than me but never got the chance :(
I am not for a serious relationship or hookups. Are you interested in being friends and relax and watch movies /sports and maybe share a few kisses and try new experiences which are comfortable? Please dont be offended...
Hey Foolio
feel like being a bad girl?
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“I’m not handsome enough for you?! Or, maybe I don’t make enough...”
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“So i kno ur not interested but i would love to please u. I would lick you for...”
E. Leave me alone, creep
Hey I wrote you a message a couple of days back and I am sure you’re busy so I have provided some copy n paste responses to save time:) a. whoa you are so cute and hot, sorry I didn’t answer, I am cooking for you tomorrow night. your fav? b. whoa you are so cute, I couldn’t move or speak since your first message, I was stunned by your charm. c. I have been busy. There are way...
When I told this man I wasn't interested in casual...
[redacted] says: Even if he wants to bring you a nice pair of heels and give you the licking of your life
I am thinking about stalking you and your yet...
The first message he sends me:
Greetings sideways 8 miles per gallon, My name is {name omitted}. First thing: I am extremely comfortable with you having child. Second thing: I am a little intimidated by your profile. However, I think my fear is centered around most of your comments I am attracted to. You and I probably have only the important things in common and a few of the not so important...
Stay put.
if you were sitting on the beach and you realised that you had been sitting on my face and slowly suffocating and smothering me cos i had been buried in the sand what would you do?
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I only fit into Magnums
OK i have to admit you are just so freaking cute! I can’t resist writing you. I’m 35 , 6’2 207 and have this recent interest in adorable asian women. I probably shouldn’t admit this to you but I’m honest. I also have a live in ‘on the rocks’ GF that just lost her job so I’m helping her out by letting her stay with me. The relationship was never...
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Without words, but with words, you know?
Your profile made me laugh, I kinda wanted to slug you in the arm and say “aww shucks, youre pretty awesome.” So your profile makes me feel pretty comfortable and open enough to express one of my wildest fantasies; you ready? How would you feel about just a pad and a pen, lets let our hands dance to the words and feelings to our hearts mind? I know corny huh? Ive always wanted to meet...
“You look interresting. You remind me of my dog.”
Absolute sovereignty in your nether regions
I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this “engagement” may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more...
My Positive Pole
Hey, so you claim to like positive people with lots of energy? A few years ago I got struck by lightning… well somehow that energy still courses through my veins and has made me magnetic. You are in luck because my front side happens to be my positive pole, and that’s the best side, right?
“Hi hon. I have am 8 inch light sabre lol. You want to to experience it baby?”
No, I Don't Want To Frnshp With You.
Hello, ma’am! U are 99% enemy of me!! but i wnt 2 frnshp with u!! do u want to frnshp with me?? And plz remove yr bikini pics!! this is not an indian culture!!
Classy Times
I hope this isn’t a weird or random question. Would you be into a mfm threesome? My friend and I are trying to do (maybe tonight). Sorry if it’s out of the blue but you just seem like you might be the type who can handle more than one cock.
A very normal response to me saying "I don't think...
Christ
for an English major, you sure talk out your ass. paronomasia has nothing whatsoever to do with rhyme, dipshit. You might appreciate it more if you actually understood it. Or you might not. At any rate, you come off as both a bitch and a moron. Well done!
The Narcolepsy Guy
Hey
You seem like someone I’d like to know better. I’ll be honest though. I haven’t had much luck on match. I’ve been on two first meets. The first gal I met was sweet, smart, representative of the photos, but she had a googly eye! Poor girl…. I felt bad, but I couldn’t figure out which eye to look at…. What is a guy to do? The second girl told me she had...
I've got your A, B and C
There you are
You’ve written so little, but I get a distinct sense that you are unusually genuine. It is odd for you to be here, as pretty as you are, on campus and surrounded by people. It must mean you are looking for something else… Well. I’ve got your A, B and C in spades. Let’s go check out some weirdo cinema, and afterward we can have a contest to see who does the...
Bitch
“Bitch.
Remember me, bitch? I sent you a message two screen names ago, bitch. Talked about my architect friend, bitch. Talked about the tough job market, bitch. BITCH I WANTED TO MEET YOU, BITCH. SHOW YOU MAYBE WE COULD GET ALONG, WE COULD BE TOGETHER, BITCH. Bitch. Well, what a bitch, bitch. Looks like it wasn’t meant to be Guess you weren’t interested Didn’t...
Vegan Vagina
Vegetarian eh? So I have this deal right… That when a female is willing to admit the compassion involved in veganism and try it for one month… My penis becomes fair game. My penis is very pretty. I like my penis. I like my penis in a vagina, specifically, a vegan vagina. …vegan vagina…. yea…. mmmm….
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please use me
I am a firm believer in Female Supremacy. I would be grateful in giving a long unhurried foot massage to a Goddess like you. When you come back home, after all the stress in the day, why not just call your slave and let him take care of your divine feet. I am discreet, and i worked in beauty parlour serving women, doing foot massage and pedicure. i beg you, please use me. There is no charge for my...
