Get your shit together and say “hi” to me.
WELL, if I may be really honest.
Hey, if I may be really honest for a minute, and say that you look like you give really good head. Just sayin
I intend to please myself
“So here is what’s up, I want to see you naked you live far away do I don’t have to worry about meeting up. You are good looking and I intend to please myself to said pictures, could you help me out? It is more of a compliment than anything and I understand if you’re offended so sorry if that us the case”
I am of the People...
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty,...
hi i bet u have amazing feet and soles! I would love to be under them :)
Gentleman Caller: Glug Me: Glug? Gentleman Caller: yes I drink you with a passion that only leaves the sound of me quenching my thirst… “GLUG” when is the last time you had someone whisper to your toes?
45 seconds after reactivating my account...
Hiya! Sorry for being so blunt: I’m looking for friends who are open to cuddling a lot (either right away, or once we get to know each other), and going on adventures in NYC. If you like being very cuddly and affectionate, let’s chat!
No, I don't know.
im also semi lookinf for a 3some haha i just have to do it before i get too lond you know?
The dog does not bite
I see that you stopped by my profile and did not even say hi. I know you have more manners than that I had some good music on and a nice glass of wine waiting for you. All you had to do was say hi and the conversation would have flowed from there! By the way, the dog does not bite, so next time feel free to stop in. PS- I’m not an old creep without a picture! A coworker recognized me the...
Run on Sentence Much?
Hi ____ how are you? So I just got back from a fight with the evil monkey vs evil penguins… It was quite a riot.. Lol anyways how is your week? How did you like Scotland? I was born in Paris, France so it’s different compared to here…So do you play the milkshake song for you dog? Lol I reactivated my account as well.. I dated this girl off here for 4 months and recently broke...
Dear______, I am slowly falling under the impression that you and I would probably make beautiful babies. But here’s the deal….if it’s a girl you can name her but if it’s a boy I get to name him. I would also like to complete the family by buying a pet duck. I think it would make a great addition. Just a thought….get back to me and let me know your opinions on this. Devl
You look like a nice Aryan woman.
On Valentines Day, No Less
Would you take my virginity? :/
It was my pleasure
I would [watch always sunny or whatever] ya all night long girl. Wait, what? God, I’m sorry. Let me start over. You look like the cute, non-anorexic version of that Felicity broad from that awful TV show about ten years ago. Man, I suck at this. One more time — Hi, I’m Mike. Nice to meet you. I would definitely plow you and would most likely actually answer your call the next...
hey im ______ im new to all this. But whats ur opinion on a 10 inch dick? :)