March 2012
29 posts
Tacos and Burritos
culo taco says wassup, you know why they call me culo taco? I’m going to add a lil bit of cheese to your yummy taco. You don’t have a greencard, no worries, I still go south of the border! so seriously, its all fun and jokes, great seeing all your pics out eating and having fun, I’d be eating your culo all day long mommy! After my marathon, your taco is gonna be burning, happy,...
You seem a little jewey...
Hey! Trying to figure out your username.. wondering if it’s somewhat random or a very jewey last name..
“Titties! Is that why you prefer older?”
Taking it to the next level
Quiver thinks we’re an 85% match, which is weird, but I need to contact 10 new people to get to the next level for this profile. Sorry to offend or disturb as there don’t seem to be a lot of people on here that are *actually* compatible. Feel free to ignore me, or stop by & say hi. Or, don’t. I just have to send these 10 messages -__- and you were next.
Google translator will not get you laid.
hello stranger..I am a naive about sex..wud u teach me some stuff ;)
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“hey which are you better at guacamole or blow jobs”
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FetishEyes
Heyy I love your profile you’re very hott! As you might guess from my profile I am obsessed with girls who have contacts/glasses! I see you have bad vision/contacts from your profile wowww so hot for a really beautiful girl like yourself! I have the weirdest fetish in the world I know my fetish is how nearsighted the girl is. What’s your prescription for contacts sounds like it’s...
Snooki and Prosthetic Hands
I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver then swim through shark infested waters with Snookie on my back pumping my face into the water for a chance to run the fingers of one of my prosthetic hands through your beautiful hair
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“Yes I am considerably older than you but do not rule me out. I would blow your...”
An almost blowjob
hey….. liked your profile! really like art and stuff too and you sound really sweet. also your really short haha. you could almost give me a blowjob while just standing next to me ;)
text me sometime [redacted]
“Can you grab the plague from laser light engraving for flo”
What does it feel?
Him -hello i would like to talk with you a little… nice to meet you.
Me - Nice to meet you too! How are you today?
Him - Hi Nice im fine thanks… i was wondering if can i meet you better… but… how? well life will show may be ? we should try maybe? do you use msn? skype? any way, have a lot of fun, you are so cute… kisses
Me - I’m down with...
How pretentious ARE you?
I can’t real how pretentious you are. I know it’s there, I simply can’t tell in what capacity. I like that in a person, however. It’s a sense of security, self confidence, and curiosity. This message isn’t meant to come off as being rude, but I understand how it might. If these words intrigue you, perhaps coffee would be in order. Have a pleasant Monday night.
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“i always felt sry for you”
It would be great
Say it would be great to see more/new photos of your amazing body here or in my email! [redacted]
Bugging you
hey sexy, i know im prob not what ur looking for, but recently i wanna have a friend/fuck buddy with a younger girl, im sorry if i bugged ya but if ur interested, get back
Be my editor?
I’m not going to bother to send you some lame, cheesy opening message… you know you’re attractive, smart and witty… so why repeat what every other guy is saying. In fact, I’m not even going to try to woo you. Not sure if you’re interested in me, but even if you’re not my type, I would like to get your opinion on my profile. Not looking for feedback on...
Proposition or death threat?
i would seriously fuck you to death!!!! hahahaha! just kidding, but no i do love fucking red heads. i mean…. osrry. i fucking love redheads is what i meant to say. and i love the city. where do you live? my buddy stays by dolores park i was thinking about stayin w him next weekend not this coming one but the one after that. we should maybe hook up….. as in meet. lol.
An elegant proposal
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This isn't a gimmick
“I don’t know you… Still, I have to say that you seem to fit into a certain oft-occurring mold for this site. If I might make a prediction, it is this: some months from now, you’ll still be here, still ignoring most others, still waiting for someone to meet unrealistic criteria. My question, more rhetorical than anything — we both know that you won’t respond — is why. Do you...
