April 2012
35 posts
BUSH
Suppose, if you were to think outside your normal box, allow me to not beat around the BUSH (if you get my joke and see the joke from my light) and write straight to the point where you suddenly open your mind to new and different possibilities, where sudden comfort and fascination towards me may grow, let’s meet at a cafe in the East Bay or SF ?
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“u mirin my aesthetics babe?”
You have no idea
You have no idea how much I’d love to tie you up and go to town on you. I want you to feel my breath in your ears as I nibble them, slowly working my way down to your neck, stopping to bite and suck your skin along the way. After your neck, it’s time to go to town on your tits. I’d tease around your nipples first, licking little circles around your increasingly hard nipples,...
“How’s it going? Just wanted to say I really liked reading your profile. I...”
Foiled again
Unfortunately your privacy settings wouldn’t let me use my usual tactic of just opening the url in an incognito window so that I don’t leave a trace (foiled again…) so I should probably attempt to justify my visitation. Actually, I guess I already did (I’m told it killed the cat!? I hope not…).
I have pics to prove it
Hey, are you still interested for some casual fun ? I think you are really Beautiful :) I am clean & safe , got a nice 8” size … I have pics to prove it
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“Lunch never”
Nesting Dolls
I use nesting dolls to explain things all the time. Like how if you have kids, and your kids have kids, and then their kids have kids, like how small are they gonna get? It’ll just get into a ridiculous nesting doll situation.
You are (NOT?) the father!
My ex girlfriend and I broke up in September. She has a baby due in June which was tentatively conceived about the time we broke up or just before we broke up. That being said there is a good chance that I may be a father in June. Obviously I will have a paternity test to be sure but there’s a good chance im the father. There isn’t any chance of her and I getting back together. I just...
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“I am desperate for sex and have something interesting to say about your choice...”
Ka-ching!
i know a black guy from some place you never heard of is probably not on your agenda right now,but the world is changing,so i feel like i have a chance with you,not because i choose your profile randomly but because of that look in your eyes that speaks volumes about your persona,i mean which guy in the world today would pass up the opportunity to bask in your aura,even though the odds of there...
Please, Santa?
if i had my way this christmas for all of my dreams to come true the only thing i would wish for this wish for is a woman of your ilk,you demonstrate the truly amazing prowess of nature,a human flower,so beautiful,visually stunning,that your eyes consumes my interests and sets my pheromones on fire.why would any man waste his christmas wish on anything else,you are a logical and rational choice,...
Color Me Sadd
Hi there. I read your profile and I am sure we could be very happy. I am a very honest and foreward person. I beleive in not hiding anything from the person I am with. I am a feirce romantic. There is no avoiding the fact that I more selfe confident in pleasing a lady sexually than in any other way. Actually sometimes it makes me a little bit sadd that I struggle in other areas, but I am always...
Sure. Go fuck yourself.
Sex please?
I actually call that stalking...
do u believe on strangers?and what if this stranger try to enter in u r life,what’s it called disturbance or coming of some new friend in life
Vegas
So I was thinking, we are clearly the two best looking people on this site and we should take advantage of it. What do you say we go to Vegas and get married then make a happy family of perfectly aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make world rulers drop to their knees and beg to pay us huge sums of money for the genetic code. Then we can live happily ever after, throwing money in the...
“Synonyms for facetious: jocose - humorous - jocular - waggish - comic - funny
...”
– One of the rare messages penned by a woman.
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My fervence?
your fervence is beautiful. you are somewhat beyond, “beautiful”. Music is composing in my blood vessels, as I type this. The hypothetical notion that you exist, makes me feel very motivated, and inspired. I am called, Petey [redacted]. I’m 27 years old; though before your brain interrupts-I did date a thirty-One year old woman, I met at community college, for close to a...
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“If i was ur bf
Can i give u foot massages??”
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Losing my ear virginity
KINKYDREADLOCKS: WERE LIKE DA NORTH & SOUTH - DIFFERENT BUT DA SAME - I LOVE FLUTES - STRINGS & DA BASE - I LOVE CLASSICAL MUZAK BUT ITS LIKE A SPIRIT WITH NO BODY - I CREATE EXTREMELY ECCENTRIC MUZAK - ITS LIKE A SOUL TRY’N 2 ESCAPE DA BODY - CURIOUS WHAT U WUD THINK ABOUT IT - BUT I MUZAK SHOCKS DA EAR OF ALL LISTENERS BECUZ IT BREAKS THERE VIRGINITY - THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD WHAT I...
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cute and kinky
you look just like a little fucking angel. so cute… you remind of a baby polar bear, sliding down a rainbow into a pot of gold. with a fucking unicorn dancing around. i wanna try new things on you.
At the end of it all
I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that’s shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded...
....but I didn't even visit his profile
Hey! You have the cutest face , I personally have seen so far.. I am guessing you are aware of the fact that you are too cute to be on this site..:) A little about myself.. I just moved from DC.. I finished my Master’s from University of Maryland College Park in Computer Science. I work as a Technical Marketing Engineer :) FYI:it is a federal crime to visit someone’s profile without...
I WISH I WERE A DOG
(i did not reply to any of these messages and decided to block this user after the last message)
Oct 2
Oi is that you?
Have you got two profile on here or something?
Nice photos btw.
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Well, if it isn’t who I thought it was, hi!
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Oct 3
Your skin is so very sublime. I love the glow that the camera catches off the cupcake which pales in comparison to the glow exuded by your face.
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Oh, that...
“900 Miles isn’t too far to express my love for someone who i’ve...”
Sorry my native language is the language of...
Hello I discover your profile, I cross fingers by wishing a little bird told you: ” hummm! we shall have something to do together” Before the little bird speaks to you, I appear in some words, I am a graphic designer, you have a facetious, funny and teasing man here, sometimes we say clown (make laught it is another way of making me more love. Physically, without being a top model, I...
Shopping buddis?
You’re hot for a girl from Boston. Lol I’m here with my ex-gf and she thinks you and I soul mates. I’m skeptical. You seem like a nice girl, and I’m more spontaneous and like to travel. Maybe we can still be shopping buddies?
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“heyy, you should sooo message my uncle….he is ______ he is the...”
Multifaceted Like a Diamond
I hope you and your family are well and happy. How’s it going? Thank you for posting here. I find you interesting and challenging. My name is Paul and I am a fun, loving, passionate, intelligent, and resourceful man. My time is fairly open because I am the boss of my businesses.
I think that we are looking for the same thing; love in a happy and fulfilling relationship. I’m...
Think about the children.
So I messaged you just to chat but I’m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because I’m too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other’s friends, spend...
Let's Name Our Children...
Deer A*****, I am slowly falling under the impression that you and I would probably make beautiful babies. But here’s the deal….if it’s a girl you can name her but if it’s a boy I get to name him. I would also like to complete the family by buying a pet duck. I think it would make a great addition. Just a thought….get back to me and let me know your opinions on this. Forever...
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“wanna like, get married, or whatever?”
An erotic exchange
Hello, My name is [X]. I could begin with a pithy remark, or some pedantic question about your interests culled from your profile: to do so, though, would be pointless; either would only serve as an introduction, and I intend to introduce myself explicitly. I am looking for someone with whom to exchange erotica; the wonderful electric magnetism at the convergence of the written word and the...
Pirate Ship/Thievery
Saw this really cool pirate ship the other day down by south street seaport downtown. Got me thinking, I am totally stealing it tomorrow night. I need your help though…can you pick a lock? what we’ll do is we’ll sail to california and then we can drive to vegas and rob a casino and also you can drive a ship, right?
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i don't even have a basement
“hey there.. waddup? i’m matt. nice to “meet” ya. you seem really interesting and fun and you’re absolutely adorable so i just had to send ya a message and say hi! anyway, i’m gonna be perfectly honest with ya and get straight to the point… i’d love to tie you up in my basement and have my way with you. wait, no, that came out wrong. i don’t...
