January 2012
12 posts
Steleoeoeoe
Gu’day fellow jump-and-click-your-heels Person, Ya got’ta me so friggen laughy waffy reading your witish snippets. Ok, so even though I am probably not your dude - smallish hat size (7) - we gotta write a song together - you, being a songwriter or not. You see, I have this *140 love songs for the planet* project. Hence, I love sitting with others and talking life, passion and ecology,...
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Akward Wingman or Proposition?
My friend just admitted to me that he jerked off to your profile. Would you like to meet him? He’s a little shy. I can’t say that I disagree with his choice;)
hi you said,to repy if you wont to make misic im a drummer also your,smashing baby,
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You don't get it
sounds like somebody needs a hug… or put over my knee for a good spanking.. ever thought about exploring submission.. it’s not about being used as a fuck toy, it’s giving up control and freeing yourself… something I think you would find difficult to do..which makes it all the more enjoyable. it’s OK if you have the typical reaction to an old fuck looking for fresh...
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Can you relate?
Have you ever eaten sea urchin? I haven’t. That would be an adventurous date, unless something went terribly wrong like an allergic reaction or I had a piece of sea urchin stuck in my teeth. Or yours. Would you tell me if I did? And would you want me to interrupt your story to point out a stubborn urchin speck in your mouth? There are so many unknowns. I got giardia in Nepal when I was...
How do you want me to finish this sentence?
Cell phone sex with me
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Stay-at-home dad
I’m a lawyer by training, but currently working as a journalist. I’m living in Los Angeles at the moment (see next paragraph). I try to be a good person, and succeed at least half the time. I’m the third of six kids. I own a lot of Brooks Brothers white shirts and striped ties (pictured), and a fair number of t-shirts (not). *My Deal* This is totally nutzo and likely a...
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They always ask for money...
Just one that I got and I HAD to share it:
Hey there… how are you??? I know it’s not quite strange for you to receive emails from strangers, Especially from Indians; here I am an addition to that block of funny & strange guys sending you Private messages in an online dating site. Hope you read the message.. Well to begin with, I am 28 years old, Indian, Living & working here in Dubai....
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TL;DR
Hey Haraersha Lenka Dolphin!!! ;’)……Did I spell it right in Russian lol? First off, my name is Karl…. I am going to make you blush and feel very self conscious with all of my compliments, but they are true! :) I’m definitely not as beautiful or strong as the rest of the guys on this site, but I do have a fairly strong level of self confidence, great personality and...
