Gu’day fellow jump-and-click-your-heels Person, Ya got’ta me so friggen laughy waffy reading your witish snippets. Ok, so even though I am probably not your dude - smallish hat size (7) - we gotta write a song together - you, being a songwriter or not. You see, I have this *140 love songs for the planet* project. Hence, I love sitting with others and talking life, passion and ecology,...
Akward Wingman or Proposition?
My friend just admitted to me that he jerked off to your profile. Would you like to meet him? He’s a little shy. I can’t say that I disagree with his choice;)
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sounds like somebody needs a hug… or put over my knee for a good spanking.. ever thought about exploring submission.. it’s not about being used as a fuck toy, it’s giving up control and freeing yourself… something I think you would find difficult to do..which makes it all the more enjoyable. it’s OK if you have the typical reaction to an old fuck looking for fresh...
Can you relate?
Have you ever eaten sea urchin? I haven’t. That would be an adventurous date, unless something went terribly wrong like an allergic reaction or I had a piece of sea urchin stuck in my teeth. Or yours. Would you tell me if I did? And would you want me to interrupt your story to point out a stubborn urchin speck in your mouth? There are so many unknowns. I got giardia in Nepal when I was...
How do you want me to finish this sentence?
Cell phone sex with me
I’m a lawyer by training, but currently working as a journalist. I’m living in Los Angeles at the moment (see next paragraph). I try to be a good person, and succeed at least half the time. I’m the third of six kids. I own a lot of Brooks Brothers white shirts and striped ties (pictured), and a fair number of t-shirts (not). *My Deal* This is totally nutzo and likely a...
They always ask for money...
Just one that I got and I HAD to share it: Hey there… how are you??? I know it’s not quite strange for you to receive emails from strangers, Especially from Indians; here I am an addition to that block of funny & strange guys sending you Private messages in an online dating site. Hope you read the message.. Well to begin with, I am 28 years old, Indian, Living & working here in Dubai....
Hey Haraersha Lenka Dolphin!!! ;’)……Did I spell it right in Russian lol? First off, my name is Karl…. I am going to make you blush and feel very self conscious with all of my compliments, but they are true! :) I’m definitely not as beautiful or strong as the rest of the guys on this site, but I do have a fairly strong level of self confidence, great personality and...