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I don’t see a cat. 
All I see is a giant wooden spider in a top hat eating a salami and spam sandwich. 
Don’t you see it? 

Are you some kind of expert on stoves? 
Pop quiz!!!!! (Answers at the bottom) 
1. On what moon of Jupiter was the stove first introduced to Klomfock, Earl of Plathtook, Son of Yuptorock? 
2. When is the correct weight of the circumference of a standard style heat knob? 
3. How many lava lamps can you fit into a coal burning oven before you trigger the lavpocalypse? 

If you get these right, I will be really impressed. 


Answers 
1. Yo Momma! 
2. Yo Momma! 
3. Yo Momma!

creeps and weirdos are real people. with real feelings. women need to stop only going for tall, confident, witty, male model types.

“Is it safe to say you’re looking for a baby daddy? If not, we should discuss hummus. I’m a huge fan of Sabra’s Luscious Lemon variant.”

I would love to have wild sex with you during the hurricane :)

Hey, I’m vegetarian. And I love dive bars. oh, and I have more books than you could imagine—over a hundred at least.

Thanks for. You are a beautiful woman. I’d just complain how chuck lorre has a history of stealing my ideas. Thin walls. Ex neighbor drove a beat toyota while I sang and danced in my apt. While loudly pontificating my creativity born from liquor and asundry medicinal herbs of the smoking variety.

Sold the truck for a BMW SUV and picked up a Triumph in the low teens. It goes on and on. Don’t get me started about Tivo, either.

do yo keep your privates trimmed or shaved clean? I like to do a lot of licking down there so I’m cuirous of the terraine

Helloooo! 

Well, I’m a 21 year old asian male. I live in the XXXXX area. 

I’m 5’7, 125 lbs. I love making girls squirt and orgasm :) It’ll be 
quite a fun time I bet! 

Let me know if you’re interested. My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. Feel free to call/text. I’m able to host or travel! 

OH! I’m SUUPER clean and disease free!

Your display picture shows off a beautiful angel, only the halo and wings are missing!
Hello my name is C—-. Mind if we get to know one another:-?

are you still online to chat???? , are you going out tonight? alot to do in your area? i am so bored in Delaware how long you been with p.o.f. dating site? what do you do all day long for fun?
well hopefully your into movies like i am (cant wait to see Pirates of the Carabeen lmao ) and feel that i could be your type to get to know on here
kevin

Hi,

I saw your profile you are both sexy and beautiful. I just actually joined this site yesterday and am looking for people to talk to with an intent to actually meet some time. Would you be willing to talk with me some time? I am an open book with regard to my likes and dislikes and would like to see if we are a match at all.

I am interested in having a woman pee on me, in my mouth and everywhere else - if that is too uncomfortable, no worries at all, I totally understand - and then to have intercourse. I would of course assume we would be in a shower or tub as it could get messy otherwise. I would definitely be into keeping you from peeing and making you feel desperate if that is something you might be interested in exploring.

Please let me know what you think! I have a Y! messenger account if you would rather talk there, but email works for me too.

Anyway, I hope to look forward to hearing back from you!

Thanks,

Chris

Hi pretty girl…curious question for you, are you sensually submissive? Just something in your eyes I think that I see, or perhaps want to see. M

…your hot. were you born in russia. russians are very preety its funny I never seen a fat russian all are cute.

Let me tell you about myself :
I live in [XXXXXXX] near DMV. Would you like to be my friend. I love kissing. Kissing make me melt like a candle. I am also interested in body touching, cudding, and more. Please let me know. I work in [XXXXXXX]. Would you like to be my friend. We can hangout with each other and have lunch or dinner in some Indian restaurant.
Hey man, I am very discreet in nature. That’s why I did not complete with profile yet. I will send you my pictures on your personal emails with details of my profile. Please give me your personal email address. I am eagerly waiting for your response.
Thanks

nice pictures..especially the one by the flowers…but didn’t see the boots…I can two step in reverse, if i can keep the time in my head, but don’t trip…I wear boots all the time..I am in Novato, you’ll have to read my posting..I have a4 wheel jeep my 1945 Military CJA2 which i will be in Jly 4th parade in.
I am published with lots of yesteryaer photo’s of early San Francisco.

Walt in boots…and i smile when i am in them

Hi and how are you doing ? I was checking out your profile on here and find it very much interesting. I am a new member to facebook because i just got introduced by a friend. Never done this before and decide to give a try may be i can find the right woman for me on here. Nice profile pic and looks very much attractive. Mind if we get to chat sometimes and know each other better ? What are you looking for in a man ? I hope to read from you soon.

Hey sweets want to talk im not trying to bug you or get some ass just talk i really do want long term but i give up so would you like to talk xxx-xxxx