It's okay because it's only pretend...
“Hey there… you seem like an adventurous, open-minded girl, so I’ll ask… I am looking for someone to practice rope bondage with… I know that is super direct of me to say, but I am looking for something specific :) I have found a significant amount of people on OkCupid who are at least curious about it. If this is you, reply back and let’s at the very least have...
Do you prefer cock measurements in American or...
would you like my 7.8 cock cutie?
That's all I'm sayin
So here’s the business. OK Cupid says we’re only a 48%. That’s gotta be on you, because I know I’m like a million percent down to hang out. You’re really cute, you probably love Wes Anderson.. I don’t know. I feel like there’s somethin’ there. You’re not feelin’ this..? You must have a thing against beards. Or big guys. Or maybe...
Stating the obvious?
“greetings..which isn’t hi…well it is but its a different way of saying the same thing….i drink coffee…i judge people’s bad grammar/spelling as well…”
take a hint
Botoxed on a First Date
Hey sexy Thanks for checking out my profile. I am looking to meet some girlfriends to spend quality and fun time with. I am full of energy , personality and well just love to have girlfriends to explore our sexuality first and the Bay area second. I am very playful and absolute savor girl on girl play. I also have a handsome boyfriend who is Italian/Persian, he is a surgeon but an absolute blast...
Thanks Becky. I will have a good summer.
“heyyy wats up im thinkin about movin to philly.. how do u like it?? -becky :)” 6:34pm “not interested ?? jk have a good summer :)” 6:42pm “or do u happen to kno whos got the bud out here?” 6:53pm
I’ve heard librarians give good head. Is that true? It’s also good...
You won't regert it
OkCupid Dude: im looking for for my gf….no lie..lol your face eyes lips hair smile and that perky tight perky body to match.damn..haha im a super sweet guy told im funny and caring big heart..never lie or cheat hate drama and jelousness too..and im very dierct honest and foawrd..told im have a dirty mind and i like some kinky thiings too hun..no worries ok…so can we talk see how i...
“Your pretty hot for being so fucked up. I never would have figured you to be disabled.”
I want a swinger girlfriend. Want to apply?
Write me back, goober! ;p I promise it will be ok.. I’ll only call you ten...