I Will Find You My Pretty
reading your profile wasn’t easy, you make it very intense. but i read it all, so i decided to take the next step. i bypassed your town on my way back from trenton last week, so i won’t have trouble finding your town lol
I find your breasts unsavory in their arduous lack of size. Could I suggest you...– Perhaps ones that glow in the dark?
chazaround-deactivated20120306 asked: I love this site so much...is there a mobile app for it, and if so where do I get it?
You Shit Cupcakes
“OMG, I would totally eat your underwear! You’re so pretty I bet you shit cupcakes and fart red roses!” From some 38 year old that looks Tommy Wiseau
You Must get so many desperate guys
“Just when I was thinking there aren’t any cute girls on this site, I come across your profile. You must get millions of messages from desperate guys.” Almost a compliment?
We shuld conversate
“thats cool we shuld exchange numbers so i can send u a better pic n we can conversate easier”
Hello, I would like to know if you have any essays on the history of foot...
I am trying, but cannot quite see through your shirt by adjusting the levels in...– And I’m gonna need you to adjust the levels to the point where you cease to exist. Kthxbai.
Master of the obvious
chuckrabbit-deactivated20110906 asked: I deleted my OkCupid profile because I had no interest in the 18 lesbian and non-beersexual bisexuals within a 100 mile radius of me. Also, will you go out with me?
Holy God, dont you know how bad I want you? How about you, me and another girl...– The absolute wrong way to cold-call threesome proposition someone on the interwebs.