May 2011
12 posts
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I Will Find You My Pretty
reading your profile wasn’t easy, you make it very intense. but i read it all, so i decided to take the next step. i bypassed your town on my way back from trenton last week, so i won’t have trouble finding your town lol
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“I find your breasts unsavory in their arduous lack of size. Could I suggest you...”
– Perhaps ones that glow in the dark?
chazaround-deactivated20120306 asked: I love this site so much...is there a mobile app for it, and if so where do I get it?
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You Shit Cupcakes
“OMG, I would totally eat your underwear! You’re so pretty I bet you shit cupcakes and fart red roses!”
From some 38 year old that looks Tommy Wiseau
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You Must get so many desperate guys
“Just when I was thinking there aren’t any cute girls on this site, I come across your profile. You must get millions of messages from desperate guys.”
Almost a compliment?
We shuld conversate
“thats cool we shuld exchange numbers so i can send u a better pic n we can conversate easier”
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“Hello,
I would like to know if you have any essays on the history of foot...”
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“I am trying, but cannot quite see through your shirt by adjusting the levels in...”
– And I’m gonna need you to adjust the levels to the point where you cease to exist. Kthxbai.
Master of the obvious
chuckrabbit-deactivated20110906 asked: I deleted my OkCupid profile because I had no interest in the 18 lesbian and non-beersexual bisexuals within a 100 mile radius of me. Also, will you go out with me?
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“Holy God, dont you know how bad I want you? How about you, me and another girl...”
– The absolute wrong way to cold-call threesome proposition someone on the interwebs. 