It started out about math and got oh so dirty
Hi cupcake, I’m Dave. I’ll cut to the chase: You are a math wiz (or at least you like it), and I suck at math. I propose a deal. I’m going to build this: http://www.harborfreight.com/2-ton-foldable-shop-crane-35915.html Except that mine will have 2 rams instead of one, thus being able to lift a full ton to 90 3/4” high (as opposed to their 1/2 ton at that...
I am so promiscuous…you turn me on so…would love to take those...– He deleted his profile before I could respond. My only love sprung from my only wait! Too early seen unknown, and known too late.
“I like your socks.” /Scene Tremendous! Let’s build a life together.
Youuuuuuuu look better than this pizza!– Okay, this is not from OkCupid, but it was too awesome not to mention. Thanks drunk guy at Sutter Station!
I hope this isn’t too abrupt, but I’m really busy and don’t...