March 2011
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February 2011
11 posts
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Are you sure you're gay?
Chloe sends this unfortunately common message:
“Hi there, I’m sorry, but I’m compeled to ask. Are you 100% sure about the gay thing? Not that I see anything wrong with that. Perhaps, you haven’t found a guy worthy of you. Oh! Also all that I just said don’t diminish my opinion about girl-on-girl action. It’s the most sensual and beautiful thing in the...
Ned, there’s no such thing as adventure.
It’s Not Ok, OkCupid reader sends this delightful introductory message. A poem!
Life…
But that’s what life’s about. - The adventure, the not knowing. - No, it isn’t. I want adventure. I want romance. Ned, there’s no such thing as adventure. There’s no such thing as romance. - There’s only trouble and desire. - Trouble and desire? That’s right, and the funny thing is when you desire...
“hi sexyy l want you”
– “l dont like read book l am always read newspaper” It really shows. Also, that extra y in sexyy totally makes me want to fly to Istanbul to “go summer house” with you.
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“My spirit animal told me I needed to find a well-regarded sex writer to befriend...”
– Was it a warbler? You just can’t trust those cagey bitches.
Kittens Eating Your Face
It’s Not OK, OkCupid reader Eileen writes in with this message exchange:
From her profile: You should message me if…You want to. What’s the worst that could happen?
OkC Dude: Kittens rain from the sky, and eat my face.
Eileen: Why are kittens eating your face?
OkC Dude: I think the real question is, why are they falling from the sky? The answer to both is, I don’t...
“really hope youre dominant :) serving you every day… that would be amazing”
– via Eileen. There’s something almost sweet about this, perhaps because his screen name is BananasAndCream, and I am hungry. Perhaps.
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“I’m Looking for friends to hike and play on the beach with while we take...”
– from i_luv_mdma - #Subtle 