It's Not OK, OkCupid

I like you’re profile. I’m a writer, working on my second book ( ‘xxxxxxxxxx’ is my first, you can check it out on amazon.com 
if you’re curious. )

“I’m not afraid to fuck a mime.  Let’s go get coffee sometime!”

What sort of humor tickles you? Because I only do snarky…if I were a natural comedian I would have my own late night show and be at ease aa the village idiot…either that or be starring in a save Santa or Christmas movie… :p

“Would you believe me if I said that I wanted a casual hookup that would become more? I have a theory that one could find love by planting the seeds with casual hookups, and from those one will find something real.”

“I would definitely lick her from head to toe ;) maim”

i wish i knew who he were talking about.

Roses are Red, and Violets are not Blue*,
but I am, because I haven’t heard from you.

* Violets are, well, VIOLET!

Ed note: I kinda love this.