October 2011
14 posts
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“I’ll bet you do an amazing reverse cowgirl?”
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Thanks for the offer?
“how about do you like to have sex with out a condom??”
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“Wicked Nails! I’m a ho lookin for a pimp daddy. Maybe you can direct me?”
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"Sugar Daddy needed?"
Hi there - give yourself a pat on the ass for being so gorgeous! My name is Ron.. from Ireland. I’m staying at the Drake hotel on Michigan ave… come visit, we can fuck, and i would love to lick wine of your sweet petals :-) Let me be your sugar daddy lol
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A solid relationship foundation
Peanut butter, smooth or chunky?
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“Well, if you are who you say and not secretly a 70 year old dude (a lot of fake...”
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"Be an asset to my increasing popularity...also...
Hey there, By chance, I just stumbled into the hoop store. I was wondering since I am here if you might tell me how many hoops I need to jump through in order to catch your attention. I am going to the [museum] tomorrow after a morning meeting. I am a member if you want to join me. We both get in free and can enjoy the art and have coffee or tea in the member lounge. A sample of my art:...
just an honest critique...
Oh my goodness!!! That was one of my favorite XKCD’s ever. I didn’t expect to see one in a gal’s profile on here. Just an honest critique from someone on the other side of the screen, you need better pictures. You look like you are pretty, but I can’t tell. They are too dark/blurry/weird angled. You need to smile! Something I think would help you out. …Though, I...
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Spam, bam, thank you ma'am
Hello Its really a pleasure to come along your profile. I am Brenda by name good looking young girl and in search of an opposite partner. This is why i have decided to contact you on this site so that we can establish a good relation ship and also get to know each other. I also love pets. Your age, race and religion is never a problem to me, all that matters is true love. Kindly contact me on my...
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Rep(lies)
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So I’m sure you’ve been busy with work, and that’s why you haven’t gotten back to me. So I’ve prepared some replies to you that you can cut and paste and send back to me.
Reply 1: Yes, mthead911, you are very hot, and unfortunately your email was lost in the sea of dipshits that have been emailing me. But yes, I would love to kick it sometime.
Reply 2: Yes, mthead911, you are very hot, but...
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“I speak lots of languages, none of then fluently. Also, I’m pretty sure that I’m...”
